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TYAGTA "Slavery" Chapter 2
2
Martha Jefferson sat in her rocking chair reading Franklin’s
latest edition of wise sayings, “Brother Benny’s Bon Mots.” A portly
middle-aged housewife with a faded jaw, she always wore her dour mood as a
scowl. Martha was a woman of thoughts and aspirations, the kind to devour the
wealth of humanity’s knowledge yet never construct her own written wisdoms. To
pen down an idea tainted the human wonder of imagination; the shackles of
language chained thought to the earth.
And no imagination could fly freely without a tidied
thought-space. Too busy with her high-minded endeavors, she employed a slew of
house servants who earned a modest penny from her inherited wealth. This freed
Martha from the duties of womanly labor and shackled her to the chair in which
she sat, reading another of Franklin’s witty remarks: “The most exquisite folly
is wisdom spun too fine.”
She snorted.
“Problem, Missus Jeffuhsun?”
Martha leaned back and hummed, eyes closed. She sighed, “I’ve
been pondering physics again, Sally. You know that takes a toll on my psyche.”
“Ah, too right. You think too much, Missus Jeffuhsun.”
Martha chuckled. Could there be such a thing?
“It’s these damned electrons. If we merely know that their
existence around the nucleus of an atom is all reducible to probability, then
there must be an inherent probability that those electrons cease to exist.
Could such a thing occur? Energy disappearing and reappearing in an instant?”
“I don’t reckon’ that’s what it means, Missus Jeffuhsun.”
Martha sighed, “Well I don’t suppose you would, Sally. We are
all blind, some more than others it would seem, to the world in which we live.
It is the limit of all human understanding. How can we ever truly know what
occurs in the heavens, or beyond the stars, or even down the street past the
walls in which we live?”
Sally looked out the window, “Massah Jeffuhsun’s a-comin’.”
Martha raised a pointed finger, “Ah yes, but do we know for
certain that he is coming?”
Jefferson opened the door, “Martha, I’m home from the pub. Is
Sally around?”
Jefferson and Sally’s eyes met.
“Hello Thomas,” she said.
“Sally,” Jefferson bowed. He shouted down the hall, “Martha?
Martha are you here?”
“Thomas,” Martha called, not budging from her seat. “You’re
just in time. I had stumbled upon an enlightened question, yet Sally’s mind
seems as fertile as a rotting horse.”
Jefferson sighed, “Oh really.”
“Yes, Mistuh Jeffuhsun.” Sally curtsied back into the room,
her voiced doubled-over in her ‘house speak.’ “We was debatin’ – well you tell
it, Missus Jeffuhsun.” Sally laughed, shaking her head as she walked away, “I
don’t seem to know what you’s sayin’ half the time.”
Sally whispered to Jefferson, “Goodbye, Thomas.” She walked
further down the hall and muttered, “Fat bitch.”
“Yes, well, thank you Sally.” Jefferson cleared his throat
and eased his way into the living room. The crinkling of Horehound’s hard
candies wrapping paper followed an avalanche of colorful tissues as he waded
through the living room. “Martha, what has you so concerned this early? You
know it isn’t good for your health.”
“I was reading over this treatise on physics, and I was
wondering: we only know by a certain probability where an electron will be when
it is orbiting the nucleus of an atom.”
“Of course, dear. It’s 1775; everyone knows that.”
Martha leaned over her armrest and shouted, “I guess some people don’t!”
“Where are the children?”
“In a moment; you never let me finish a thought, Thomas.”
“Yes dear. Electrons?”
“And probability. Does that not imply that there is a certain
probability that the electron ceases to exist at all?”
There was a silence in the room, pregnant ellipses punctuated
by commas from the ticking of the clock.
“…Martha, I don’t think that’s what that means–”
A ceramic vase flew across the room, shattering against the
wall next to Jefferson’s head.
“How would you know?!” Martha cried, leaping from her seat.
Candy wrappings rolled to the floor from her lap. “What have you ever read or
studied on the subject of physics? Hrm?”
Martha stomped to her husband and threw up her hands. She
kicked a waste bin across the room, “You think I’m an idiot, don’t you? Well
I’ll have you know that I’m–”
“No, Martha.”
“Don’t patronize me, you fuckuseless dandy of a two bit
treason queer!”
“I taught you that word, Martha.”
“You’re just blind, Jefferson. We all are. You can’t possibly
see the world beyond your own viewpoint. It’s always about you, which is why you can’t see the truths I see.”
Jefferson bunted, “Well if we’re all blind, aren’t you blind
too?”
Martha smiled, straining her eyes out more as she shook a
fist at the ceiling, “Of course! And I can see beyond because I know I am blind!”
Sally crept in to sweep up the broken vase, ducking under
Martha’s arm as she spun in place, cackling.
“And when my work is done you will ALL see!” Martha stumbled back and collapsed in her chair. “You’ll
all see,” she whispered, eyes closed.
“Martha, you should get out more.”
She chuckled, “Oh Thomas, you know my symptoms confine me to
this chair.”
“What symptoms?”
“I have diabetes, restless leg syndrome, fibromyalgia–”
Jefferson folded his arms, “Those aren’t real diseases,
Martha. Those are just the symptoms of being fat. Probably lazy, too.”
Martha’s face tempered to a glare, “How could you – you know
obesity runs in my family.”
“Obesity doesn’t run in your family, Martha; obesity doesn’t
run at all!”
“I can’t speak to you when you’re like this. You’ve been
drinking with Franklin again, haven’t you?”
“We weren’t drinking.” Jefferson thought for a moment. “I
wasn’t drinking.”
“Oh, Benjamin Franklin’s drunk and on the town? Alert the
militia.”
“You know they won’t go near him, Martha. Not since that
mangling he gave to John. It will be a miracle if he can ever write with that
hand again.”
“The man is a beast, Thomas.”
“He just kept stabbing John’s hand, shouting, ‘Where’s the
cock? Where’s the cock?’ But that was just the cocaine talking, I would wager.”
“You can’t keep hanging around with those boys, Jefferson.
Think of your career.”
“What career? We inherited all of this Martha; and what
should a man with such luxuries do but fight for the freedom of his fellow
citizens?”
“Thomas.”
“And it is why we fight, for freedom! For liberty! For truths
we decided were self-evident–”
“Thomas.”
“That all men, and women dear my dearest Martha–”
“I’m leaving you, Thomas.”
“–are created – what?”
“You know,” Martha laughed, “I was so worried about saying
that. I didn’t think I had the courage to do it, frankly. But now that I’ve
said it…it’s so easy; I’m leaving you, Thomas. Wow, look at me!”
“But,” Jefferson stammered, “but Martha, why?
“I’ve met someone, Thomas. Someone who understands my vital
needs as an intellectual and a woman.”
Jefferson grabbed a silk handkerchief from his breast pocket
and dabbed at his cheeks, “Who is he?”
“His name is Ashwin. Ashwin Downing-Beaver.”
“…You’re leaving me for an Indian?”
“He’s a real man, Jefferson; an unbridled, earthly Cherokee
who kindles the ember of my loins, mind, and somewhere between those two, my
heart. He’s not a pasty, half-assed statesman in a backwater English colony
like some men.”
“Where is he?”
“He’s out.”
Jefferson looked around the room, “Where are the children?
Patsy?” He shouted to the house, “Jane? Bellerophon?”
“Patsy and Jane left when I told them about the arrangement. Bellerophon
went with them. Said something about leaving the tempestuous chimeras of
bourgeois life; educating that one may have been a mistake.”
“And the girls?”
“Ashwin is with Lucy One and Lucy Two now. They should be
back any minute.”
“Martha, this is absurd. Let’s talk about this before either
of us does something we’ll regr–”
The door opened and the Jeffersons’ two remaining daughters
scuttled in, followed by a barrel-chested Indian wearing an ascot and feathered
headdress. Deer bones sewn into his three-piece suit rattled with his steps.
Jefferson hugged his daughters, “Lucy One, Lucy Two. Where
were you?”
Lucy Two burbled, “Hulloo Duhddy!”
Lucy One chimed in, “We went to see the Chief Duhnce,
Duhddy!”
Jefferson arched an eyebrow at Martha, “The Chief Dance?”
Ashwin stepped forward and shook Jefferson’s hand, “Ashwin
Downing-Beaver. You must be Thomas, Martha has told me… much about you.”
Jefferson grimaced, shaking Ashwin’s hand as a reluctant
gentleman would. “Likewise.”
“See?” Martha pled from her seat, nudging away licorice
sticks and wrapping foils. “I told you about his unsavory temper.”
Ashwin nodded.
Jefferson bent over to look at Lucy Two, “What’s this Chief
Dance, Lucy?”
“All the tribes were thuhre, and they were singing and
duhncing.”
Jefferson grinned and reached for an air of multiculturalism
by belching out, “How rustic.”
Lucy One bounced up and down, “Then the strongest men
cuhrried the Chief uhround in a chair, and the ladies all cuhrried ribbons and
gourds.”
The two girls grinned and declared, “Then they burned uh lady
uhlive and ate her heart!”
Jefferson quacked, “They did what?!”
“It’s a beautiful ceremony, actually,” Ashwin said for the
girls. “It marks the unity of all tribes of man as one.”
“…so they burn a kid alive and eat her heart?”
Martha sighed, “You’re fighting a losing battle, Ashwin. My
husband…,” she smiled, “…former
husband, is just too petty and narrow-minded to grasp the intricacies of earthly living.” Martha rubbed her
loins, wriggling with ecstasy.
Jefferson countered, “It simply isn’t right for the girls to
witness such… things.”
“It’s okay Duhddy,” Lucy One assured her father.
“Well, I suppose you girls are wise enough to handle these
affairs.”
Lucy Two added, “Yea, I wuhs afraid to eat her heart uht
first but when I saw everybuddy else doing it, I–”
“My God!”
“Why don’t you girls take Ashwin around the town?” Martha
cooed. “Your father and I have more to discuss.”
“No, Martha I don’t think we do,” Jefferson said as he walked
over to the stairs. “If you’re leaving I can’t stop you.”
“No, that isn’t it, Thomas.” Martha waved the girls and
Ashwin goodbye, “I’m not leaving.”
“But you just said–”
“Yes, I’m leaving you.
So now you are leaving Monticello.”
Jefferson stepped back, “What? But I built–”
“The land belonged to my
father. And where would Ashwin and I raise the girls? Would you want your own
daughters to live on the streets, Thomas?”
“No…that is I,” Jefferson stopped. “…fine. I’ll be back for
my things in the morning.”
Jefferson stepped out, but before he could close the door
Martha shouted, “Thomas, wait!”
Jefferson turned.
Martha spit, hurtling a glob at Jefferson’s cheek. It landed
as she snapped, “Let’s see your long-haired fuckbuddy help you now.”
Jefferson wiped the spittle from his face and sighed, closing
the door and stepping back out into the bustling village of Philadelphia. A
stagecoach passed and he wondered if they might grant him a ride to the woods
where Franklin lived.
Then Jefferson realized: he was planning to go to Franklin’s,
to march headlong into the inferno of Skyfather’s Deist Hell. But he shrugged
off that concern. Sure, Franklin was a heartless, uncouth demon in the skin of
a man, but he couldn’t turn out a friend in need.
“Thomas, wait,” Sally called from the door. “Are you really
leaving?”
“Sally,” Jefferson sighed. “Yes, it appears I must.”
“Then take me with you.”
Jefferson chuckled, “Would that I could, Sally. Were I
Emperor I would free all the slaves from their shackles, but alas you belong to
Martha.”
“I belong to myself, Thomas. I don’t care what some contract
says. We could make a run for it, be out of the city before sunset, the fat
bitch won’t even notice we’re gone before we’re out West. The militia won’t even
be sober for another four days; they’d never find us–”
“Sally, really. Martha may be a tad cheeky but–”
“She’s a lazy, fat bitch just like her mother.”
Jefferson chuckled, “Oh Sally. You’ve really been there for
all of us, haven’t you? Raising the children, caring for our home, drying out
Martha’s folds – if there’s anything I can do for you just say the word and
it’s yours.”
“Oh really?” Sally smirked, tracing her finger down
Jefferson’s cheek, “Anything I might ask?”
Jefferson stammered, “Why – why yes, Sally.” He took her by
the hand. “But for now it appears I must be off.”
“Oh come on now, Thomas.” Sally leaned in to whisper into
Jefferson’s ear, “She’s probably passed out in the chair by now. We could go
upstairs and nobody would hear us.”
She cooed, breathily, “Mistuh Jeffuhsun.”
Jefferson stepped back, “Well yes, Sally but I must be off.
Goodbye, Sally!” He waved as he hustled away to the woods outside town.
Friday, April 11, 2014
TYAGTA "Slavery" Chapter 1
SLAVERY, CHAPTER ONE
A red-eyed, sweaty madman burst through the pub doors, wiping
his brow as he shouted incoherent demands outside to two dark-skinned servants,
who hustled in as far as their leashes allowed with their gazes locked on the
floor. Their owner mopped his frazzled, oily mound of hair to the sides around
his massive bald spot and adjusted his round bifocals – an invention he
wouldn’t patent for another nine years.
“Ah, Mr. Franklin,” the head serving wench announced with a
curtsy. “Back for your afternoon bender?”
He laughed, “The name’s Benjamin, you withering cunt.”
She countered with a wink, “Struck by lightning again, you
drunk sack of syphilis?”
Franklin coughed. “Where’s old Thomas?”
A frilly, effeminate hand waved from the back of the large tavern,
past powdered wigs and gentlemen playing refined games of chance.
“He’s over there, Mr. Franklin,” she smiled, too used to his
gruff demeanor and aware that her tolerance of his caustic remarks always
earned her a coin if she persisted. “If you haven’t smoked away your sense of
direction, that is.”
Franklin tossed a copper piece the barmaid’s way. “I’ll see
you outside in twenty minutes then. Pull your hair back on your own time.” He
turned to the open room and stepped over to Jefferson’s table.
“Thomas, you old pole-smoking fruit,” Franklin barked for the
entire pub to hear. “How goes the treason business?”
Jefferson shushed his friend as he sat, his wig and ruffles
flittering with anxiety, “Ben, be cautious! There are loyalists everywhere!”
“Don’t be a shit, Thomas,” Franklin snorted, pulling out his
pipe and lighting the bowl. He inhaled deeply, held the air in his chest, and then
exhaled a plume of blue smoke across the table.
“So what’s wrong?” He coughed,” Do you need help writing or did your fat
wife stroke out again?”
“Franklin, I need your advice.” Jefferson sneered, “I’d
prefer you weren’t entirely baked for this.”
“You know that publishing’s dead, right? Only farmers read
these days, and you want to know something? Not that literate. They only bought
my Almanac when I started putting tits on the cover.”
“Farmers?”
“Seem’s that all the money’s in Jesus and bullets these days.
Fuckin’ liberals.”
“This is not about business or profit, Franklin!” Jefferson
leaned back, aghast. “This is about the future of our society, of mankind! The
triumphant moment when we state that the people are to be governed by
themselves, that the era of kings has ended, that no man is–”
Franklin laughed, pushing out billows of smoke from his
nostrils. He winced and slammed his fist on the table, “Bullshit.” He dropped
the pipe in his pocket.
“Excuse me?”
“I said bullshit, because that’s what it is. Have you been
listening to that queer, Hamilton, again?”
“It’s 1775; don’t be a bigot, Franklin,” Jefferson grimaced,
unfurling a scroll of parchment. “I spoke with him last night while I was
drafting up this Declara–”
“So what’s the problem?”
“Well, this first part, where I say that ‘all men are created
equal,’ it just doesn’t ring true. You know, here.” Jefferson pressed his hand
over his heart.
“Because it’s not.” Franklin open-palm punched his slave
across the face, “See?”
Thomas stifled his frustration that had been building since
his friend arrived. Franklin’s glib attitude towards their country’s future was
one of the aspects of their relationship Jefferson hated the most. “If we are
going to found a nation on the principles of fraternity and unity–”
“Jefferson, let me tell you something.” Franklin retrieved
his pipe and stirred the bowl around, flicking grey ashes on the floor. His
servants dutifully swept the flakes away. “We are all equal in that we are all
slaves.”
“Excuse me?” Jefferson looked at his friend’s slave with the
empathy one has for a spurned child or a youthful love extinguished. “The
central premise of our complaint against the British is that no man is
subservient to another!” He pointed at Benjamin’s slaves but kept talking about
them as though they weren’t there. “How can you talk about equality?”
Jefferson stood, vaingloriously booming to the uninterested
pub at large. The few patrons who didn’t habitually tune him out after years of
his blathering simply rolled their eyes. There goes that poof Thomas, ranting
about brotherhood and liberty again. For the love of fuck.
“How may any of us speak of such things as liberty…or, or
even brotherhood when we willingly own other men – and women! – as objects to
be traded and tossed aside like scrap paper?!”
A stray bottle flew from the crowd and shattered across
Jefferson’s head. A voice shouted, “If
you don’t like it then go back to Britainstan, faggot!”
Franklin stared. “Jefferson, I was in the middle of a very
important meeting with the Freemasons and the Lizardmen Ambassador. Stop
prancing with your hands and get to your point.”
Jefferson rubbed his scalp. His hand brought back shards of
glass dipped in fresh blood. He winced. “Oh, how is George? Did the wooden
dentures hold?”
“He doesn't actually need wooden teeth. Lizardmen don’t have
teeth.” Franklin tapped out more ashes. “Well, it depends on your definition.
But trust me, anything you hear about George is probably just propaganda by the
Satanists. They’re trying to push so we’ll elect Monroe when the revolution’s
over. The Freemasons have everything planned around it, don’t worry.”
Jefferson sat down. “Ben, the Satanists aren’t real. Monroe
just likes goats.”
“I assure you, they’re as real as these shackles,” Franklin
joked, tugging at his slave’s neck chain. The slave grimaced but remained
silent.
“That’s exactly my point, what good is our new world if we do
not adhere to its guiding principles?”
Franklin shrugged, “What good is a newborn baby?”
“But if we continue to purchase slaves from–”
“Jefferson, stop mincing.” Franklin took another hit. This
time, he sputtered out chunks of saliva and char when he finished. He wiped his
chin with his sleeve and plodded on, eyes watering, “What’s wrong with
profiting from a little civil war now and then?”
“The damage we’ve done to them may never be rever–”
Franklin pretended to sob and whined, “I’m shad, inequawity is
so mean. Slavewy dwies my vaj, Fwankwin.”
“Slavery,” Jefferson glared, “is immoral.”
“Slavery,” Franklin somberly leaned in, “is probably the only
way in which we are all equal.”
Thomas shook his head, “Franklin, you’re stoned. Why don’t
you–”
“Sure, these guys get the brunt end of it,” Franklin jerked
the neck chain down again, pulling his servant to the floor. “But why not
consider the curious case of that serving trollop over there.” He waved to a
plump young serving wench, tending to an order of ales and rolled tobacco.
“Is she really any different? Do you think she wants to be
here, serving drinks at the pub and mouth jobs around the corner? She has to!
She’s just a slave to her wage. Or him, over there.” Franklin leaned to the
side towards a lawman in the corner, puffing away on a stick of tobacco. “And then there’s you, Jefferson.”
Jefferson grew worried, “What about me?”
“Aren’t you just a slave to your wife? Doesn’t she own everything you have?”
Jefferson was silent.
“We’re all slaves to something in some way, Jefferson. And
anyone can be a slave! We just do this to the dark ones because it makes us
feel really fucking awesome about ourselves. Remember when we did this to the
gingers? And the jews? And the–”
“Franklin, this is preposterous. Why, I’d wager that the
hearty negroes of our fair nation,” Jefferson began again, ignoring Franklin’s
servants as one ignores children or pets, “deserve a wage and their own free
lives no more or less than we Caucasians!”
“Thomas.” Franklin pointed and leaned toward Jefferson,
grinning. “What is it with you and cocks?”
Jefferson sighed, cradling the bridge of his nose, “Why must
you insist on boorishly–”
“No, no, let’s all hear about the noble Thomas Jefferson.
Jefferson, the kind slave owner.
Jefferson, who pays his slaves a wage,
as if that makes a difference.
Jefferson, who hasn’t even forced himself on a single slave his entire life.”
A voice in the pub shouted out, “Pussy!”
“I have a wife, Franklin.”
“So did I! So does Burr! Never stopped us. It doesn’t count
and you know it.”
“Pussy loves his wife!”
“I would never!” Jefferson stood, this time to leave. He
began rolling up his parchment, “Clearly you’re in one of your moods again.”
Franklin choked, “It’s this ditch weed you sold me last
week.” He wiped his chin, “Is this the grass you make rope with?”
Thomas’ eyes narrowed to frigid little slits, “You know I
would never sell my rope stash.”
Franklin tapped the pipe and took another hit. He set the
pipe down and exhaled a thin vapor. Disappointed, he smacked his lips, scowled,
then yelled, “EMPTY!”
His slaves, eyes wide with panic, scrambled for the pipe.
Before they could open the cloth bag containing the rest of Franklin’s
pre-ground “Walking Around Stash,” their enraged owner pulled a jeweled dagger
from his breast pocket. A valued treasure stolen from a prostitute’s corpse in
the Parisian alley-markets, the silver blade plunged into the slave’s gut.
Franklin locked eyes with his victim and screamed, “EMPTY!”
The slave howled and crumpled to the floor. His chain
clattered to the ground as he cupped both hands over the bleeding wound. The
other snatched the pipe and tamped a green wad into the bowl.
Franklin stood over his slave, knife dripping on the dusty
floorboards. Jefferson stepped between them as Franklin raised his dagger
again.
“Jefferson, stand down,” he warned.
“No, Franklin, this is madness, this is–”
“This is my
parlay!” Franklin leaned backed and roared, “EMPTY!”
“Franklin, I don’t…think you know what parlay means.”
Franklin readied his knife for two more victims, when the
unwounded slave brought the pipe to Franklin’s lip and struck a match. He
inhaled slowly then exhaled. His tense and aggressive stance slackened, and he
gently sighed.
“Yuh welcome, Mistuh Franklin.”
Franklin smiled then stuck his dagger into her chest. He
winked, “Uh-uh-uh! You speak when spoken to, Number Six-Twenty-One.”
She gulped and fell to the floor, almost spitting out a, “So
sorry, Mistuh Franklin.”
Jefferson stood over the bleeding servants in horror. He
shouted, “Franklin! What are you doing?!”
Franklin wiped the bloody dagger on a cloth napkin. He shook
his head, “For fuck’s sake, Thomas. Don’t make a scene.”
Jefferson looked around the pub. It appeared none present
were the slightest bit surprised or even took notice. There goes that Ben
Franklin again, stabbing another slave, running naked through the streets,
covered in hooker blood and feathers, just like last week. I wonder if he can
spot me a dime bag?
Jefferson stared at the slaves, one twitchy from blood loss
and the other irreversibly dead. He lowered to his seat, “Well now what? What
do you do the next time you’re empty?”
Franklin chuckled, “Oh, you haven’t seen my latest
invention!” He pulled out a long, smooth box covered in silk cloth. Franklin
unfolded the little package, revealing a shiny, metal rectangle with squares
holes on both sides.
“What’s that?”
“I call it,” Franklin puffed away dust, “the slave whistle.”
He blew a dull, flat note from the harmonica and then trilled out a scale of
brassy chords. Three slaves, shackled and haggard as the first two, shuffled in
to replace their owner’s broken merchandise; their names “622,” “623,” and
“624” smeared on their burlap tunics with white paint.
While Six-Twenty-Four dragged the wounded and near-dead away,
Six-Twenty-Two and Six-Twenty-Three took their positions at Franklin’s left and
right. Jefferson shook his head with feckless guilt.
Franklin grinned, “So which one do you want?” He pointed to
the slaves at his side, “I could use some help breaking these girls in.”
Jefferson stood, this time certain that he would leave.
“Never… in my wildest days did I ever imagine this. I may as well support
the King before I–”
Franklin wagged his hands about, snidely jeering, “Oh, look
at me, I’m Thomas Jefferson. I don’t rape slaves because I have a wife. I’m a good slave-owner.”
Jefferson grimaced, “That’s not why, Benjamin.”
“Oh what, moral dilemma? Do you seriously think being kind to your slaves makes you a better
person for owning them?”
“Yes! …well, I…that is,” his words and parcels fumbled
together. “Of course it does!”
“Bullshit. You still own them, they still work for free.”
“I pay my employees.”
Franklin chuckled, “Oh so that’s what he calls them?” He
nudged Six-Twenty-Two with his elbow. “Employees, can you imagine?”
Number Six-Twenty-Two opened her mouth to answer, but a
knowing look from Franklin as he slowly pulled out his dagger silenced her.
“Ben, someday all of this will come back to you and–”
Franklin snorted, “No it won’t. I’ll have guys like you making slavery look nice,
humanitarian, fair. The only thing a
nice owner like you does is make them less aware of how unjustifiable their
situation truly is. I, on the other hand, am a model slave owner.”
Jefferson stopped. “Excuse me?”
“Do you know how many people I’ve killed, Jefferson?”
“Slaves or just in general?”
“Okay sure, let’s just look at the slaves for now.”
Jefferson thought for a moment. “Six hundred and twenty-one?”
“This year; try again.” Franklin opened a small leather
booklet and thumbed through the pages.
“Oh.”
Franklin marked two tallies in his notebook, “Looking to beat
my old record this year. Take it from me, buddy. You’re staying in town for the
next couple of days – you must have brought a slave or two with you to
Philadelphia. What’s your house girl’s name? Ubuntu?”
Jefferson glared, “Her name is Sally.”
“Why not toss her a fuck? I know she’s technically Martha’s
but what’s she going to do, huh?” He chuckled, “Huh? Ah, you get it. Now follow
me on this – no, sit down, don’t go. You go home, you force yourself on her.”
“How would I do that?!”
“I don’t know how you get started up Jefferson, just do it. Tie her up if you have to, hold a
musket to her temple if she resists, but you won’t have to. You’ll see, in time
you’ll have your precious little slave uprising and everyone will be equal.”
Jefferson unrolled his parchment and read the words again,
‘all men are created equal.’ He looked up, “Do you really think so?”
Franklin shrugged, “Unless they just turn the table on us,
which I mean really, who could blame ‘em?” He reached across the table and
rested his hand atop Jefferson’s, “But really, Thomas, it doesn’t matter. Just
put whatever you want on that thing. Even if the revolution works, no one will
ever read it. Hell,” he added, holding up his pipe, “the dumb bastards will
probably outlaw this too, eventually.”
Jefferson sighed and left the pub. He stepped onto the dirt
road of Philadelphia’s main street, his mind a torpid whirligig of confusion. Liberty,
tyranny, oppression – could Franklin be right? Was his fair and kind treatment
of his slaves hindering the march of freedom?
Of course, he could simply free his slaves, but then who
would raise his children? His wife? Jefferson laughed at the thought. Besides,
if he did free his slaves, they would simply be captured and shackled by owners
far worse than he, Jefferson rationalized. Satisfied that he was best off doing
nothing, he nodded and tipped his hat to Franklin’s line of slaves waiting at
the pub window.
None acknowledged him.
Jefferson walked down the road, passing horse drawn carriages
and merchants peddling furs and ammunition when he came upon Hamilton and
Madison. As usual, their debates over the proper structure of government had
resulted in a raucous argument followed immediately by an intimate fisticuff.
The two men slapped their hands together, eyes closed and heads turned to the
side, aimlessly sidewinding through Main Street while bystanders placed their
bets.
“You hate America,” Madison squealed.
“No, you hate
America,” Hamilton wisely countered.
“Alexander, James,” Jefferson said with a familiar curtsy.
“Oh Thomas,” Madison replied, straightening his collar. “How
goes the drafting of the Declaration?”
Hamilton spied an opening and slapped Madison across the
face.
Madison raised a fist in anger, “Son of a bitch, Hamilton,
I’ll–”
Jefferson sighed, “It… goes. I just spoke with Franklin on
the matter, but…”
“Oh ho?” Hamilton grinned, “Brilliant man, that Franklin. We
actually asked him to write it first, but he said that he wasn’t some ‘fairy
author.’ That is… I mean, I’m sure you’ll
do… you’ll do good enough.”
“Yes, well,” Jefferson said, “I just spoke with him at the
pub, but he seems to think that–”
“Franklin’s at the pub?” Madison asked. “I bet he could spot
us a dime bag!”
“I’ll wager a moor on that,” Hamilton clucked, and the two
walked to the pub. When Hamilton reached to open the door, Franklin stormed out
followed by his slaves. With a snap of his fingers, they tromped single-file to
Ben’s log-cabin mansion and underground barracks at the city’s edge.
Jefferson watched as Madison walked up, waving at Franklin.
He tapped Ben on the shoulder.
“Hey, Franklin! How’s it going?” Madison asked. “I was
wondering if you could spot me again for a–”
Franklin jabbed his blade into Madison’s thigh. He snarled,
“You come with money or you don’t come at all, stump. Tonight you and Hamilton
shall fap off wanting.”
Jefferson shook his head at the slow pace at which justice swings. He was a fool to trust Franklin; the man was a psychopath.
Jefferson shook his head at the slow pace at which justice swings. He was a fool to trust Franklin; the man was a psychopath.
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Lump, Part 3
Lump: Escape to Lump Mountain. Part Three: End Sinister
With Nulo under siege by the United States Federal Government, the girls retreat to the boy's restroom with their little interstellar parasite in tow.
The
girls and the buggering little stowaway ran into the men’s restroom. Jessica
slammed the door shut and turned the lock. Frantic for an extra buffer, she
grabbed the trash can to wedge under the door knob.
When
she tugged, she realized the trashcan was chained to the floor, an
anti-vandalism policy that had improved school life ten-fold. Yet the restroom
still oozed the pungent musk of wasting youth and abdominal spews.
Stephanie
jumped up and down, jerking the baby left and right.
“Knock
it off,” the thing squealed.
“What
do you want?!” Stephanie sobbed, leaning back against the wall and sliding to
the floor.
“Hey!
This floor is disgusting, I could get a disease or infection!”
“You are an infection!”
Jessica
intervened, “Guys, come on. Be quiet or those guys will like, shoot us or
something.”
Stephanie
huffed, armed folded and her jaw extended in a pout, “Fine.” She blew her
bangs, “I’m sorry I called you an infection.”
The
baby’s head sank, “No, I am sorry. I should never have done this to you,
Stephanie. I knew there would be consequences.”
“What’s
going on?” Jessica asked.
The
baby sighed, looked down at the molded floor, then looked up at Jessica.
“They’re here to make sure I can’t escape. They’ve had sleepers all around my
crash site waiting for me.”
“Crash…?”
Stephanie began.
“…site?”
Jessica finished.
“Yes.
It was some years ago, I was patrolling this sector of the galaxy when my ship
was hit by a stray chunk of debris. My ship fell to the mountains outside this
town, and I’ve been jumping from host to host until I could find a way…home.”
“The…mountain?”
Jesica
snickered, “I think it means the old memorial hill. Probably a mountain to
him.”
The
infant started to bawl, “I tried to contact my homeworld but no one knows about
this world.”
Stephanie
sighed, “We are the Arkansas of the galaxy.”
“Pretty
much.” Jessica shrugged, “Okay, so if we get you to your ship will you leave Stephanie
and me alone?”
The
baby’s eyes perked, “You would help me? Even after I latched onto your friend?”
Jessica
took the infant by a tiny hand, “I’m not helping you, I’m helping my girl.”
Stephanie
smiled, “Thanks, girl.”
“Don’t
mention it, girl.” Jessica tromped over to the door, thighs wiggling with each
step. She slowly turned the lock and peeked out.
“Is
it safe?” Stephanie whispered.
“Yea…they’re
gone,” Jessica mumbled.
“The
SWAT guys?”
Jessica
turned back, “…everyone?”
Jessica
opened the bathroom door, leaving the stink of the restrooms and entering the
stink of the halls. The lockers, lined one next to the other against the walls,
were riddled with bullet holes. Dead children lay in heaps, gunned down trying
to escape. The nearest classroom door was wedged open by the teacher’s corpse,
shot through the head before the rest of her class suffered a less kindly aimed
fate.
Jessica
gasped, “Girl, we are in trouble.”
Stephanie
began to wail, but Jessica clamped a paw over her mouth.
“There’s
a back exit in the nurse’s office,” Jessica said, slowly pulling her hand away.
“If we sneak there fast enough, we can run through the woods. I don’t think
they’d follow us in there.”
“Why…not?”
Stephanie asked.
Jessica
stepped over two boys, Hunter and Rick. She couldn’t help but remember those
memories under the bleachers, memories only she would have now. Stifling her
tears, she cleared a path and took Stephanie by the hand, running headlong
deeper into the school.
The
nurse’s office was empty, no corpses or papers or anything. All that remained
was a solitary filing cabinet nailed to the wall. Jessica tugged, but it
wouldn’t budge, “Look in her desk, Cockshank always said she had a secret exit
for her smoke breaks.”
“Why
all the ashtrays then?”
“I
dunno girl, urmf,” Jessica grunted,
heaving herself against the cabinet. “Help me move this thing. Hey, alien guy.”
“Yes?”
the lump asked.
“Do
have, like, erng, psychokinetic
powers or whatever to help with this?”
“I’m
afraid not,” the alien sighed. “Telepathy is just a myth, the silly kind of
magic that under-developed sentient creatures invent out of boredom.”
“Oh.”
“If
we get to my ship, I could remove all the nitrogen from the planet’s
atmosphere.”
Stephanie
looked down and cradled the little parasite in her hands, “What would that do?”
“The
entire world would be engulfed in a wall of fire, and inferno that would reduce
everything to ashes in minutes.”
“Oh.”
“I
could also activate self-replicating nano-drones.”
Jessica
kicked the cabinet, “Could they move this?”
“Yes,”
the alien chirped. “They would also spin out of control, deconstructing all
matter on the planet and rebuilding it as more nano-drones, which would in turn
replicate more drones until all that was left would be an ocean of grey goo.”
“Oh.”
“But
the cabinet would be removed.”
“Yea,”
Jessica pushed again. “Let’s save that for last. Definitely a Plan B. Sure.”
“I
could also release a hyper-breed of wheat that would overtake all other grains
and lead to–”
“Why
would anyone do that?!”
“Stephanie,”
Jessica grunted. “Push, girl.”
Stephanie
trudged over to the cabinet and pushed while Jessica pulled from the other end.
The filing cabinet swayed, then tilted over and fell forward.
“What
do you think was in there?”
Jessica
huffed, “I don’t know, girl. Something heavy. Is it clear?”
Stephanie
peered out of the opening in the wall, a miniature doorway carved out of the
nurse’s office and opening up to a fresh field of grass – next to the parking
lot.
Jessica
cleared her throat, “So, uh…is it safe?”
“It’s
safe?” Stephanie asked herself, stepping out. “There’s no one here.”
“Really?”
Jessica stepped out onto the grassy knoll. “Oh wow, nobody. They even got rid
of the bodies in the parking lot.”
“I’ve
got a bad feeling, girl.” Stephanie shuddered, then pulled the alien to her
face by its cord, “Where is your ship?”
“Through
those trees, past the ravine.” The other-worldly tot pointed to the forest
ahead, “I slithered across a fallen tree before I latched onto – oh.”
“What?”
Stephanie asked.
The
little baby appeared to sob, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I just – I never wanted to
harm any of you simple creatures.”
“Um…”
Jessica sneered, “did your baby just call us simple?”
Stephanie
shrieked, “It’s not my baby!”
“Actually,”
the lump corrected, “I’m more a clone than anything. You see, when I latched
onto your friend Chad I absorbed his–”
“Yea,
whatever,” Jessica clomped ahead, brushing the overgrowth aside. “We don’t
really need to know. This way?”
“Yes,
yes.” The little baby bobbed up and down, “But I don’t know what good it would
do to find it. The engine is still fractured, leaking coolant into your
atmosphere at an alarming rate. If it isn’t fixed in time, the carbon dioxide
will build up in your atmosphere, trapping the heat on this world for so long
that the temperature exponentially rises, causing a massive–”
“Okay,
look,” Jessica sighed. “You have got to stop making up doomsday scenarios.”
The
alien chuckled, “Why not? It’s fun.”
“No,
it isn’t. All you’re doing is taking one simple problem and building it up
until a cataclysmic apocalypse destroys civilization. Do you really think that
counts as making it up? That nano-whatever? Who knows how that works?”
“Well,
they replicate and–”
“Yes,
and spiral out of control. Now the world is a shadowy dystopia filled with a
watchman state and dominated by the brutal struggle for survival.” Jessica
rolled her eyes, “Whatever, let’s just get this over with before you try to
write another hack novella for high school students.”
* * *
“There
aren’t, like, zombies are there?” Stephanie asked.
“Oh
no,” the alien giggled, “don’t be foolish. Only a buffoon would believe
necrotic tissue could reanimate.”
“Yea,
Stephanie,” Jessica snipped, “and how
would they be in a forest?”
“Isn’t
the old graveyard by these woods?”
“Oh
yes,” the baby said. “I saw them when I first came here. I tried to meld with
one of the bodies but…alas.”
“Couldn’t
make a zombie?” Jessica asked.
The
baby’s eyes narrowed. He hissed, “Zombies are for fools.”
“And
fools always win.” Jessica grunted, heaving her foot down on the fallen tree.
“Feels sturdy. You said it was just past this ridge?”
“Yes,
I can sense the radiation already.”
“Great,
then let’s just–”
A
deafening eruption blared over Jessica’s words. Stephanie yelled, “What?”
Jessica
looked up. Three jets streaked through the sky overhead.
“Oh
dear,” the alien mumbled. “They’re doing it again.”
“Again?!”
“Yes,
just like the last time.” The baby sighed, “We are too late. The quarantine
strike should hit any minute now.”
“What’s
a quarantine strike,” Stephanie asked.
“Well
it’s a lot like…” The baby paused. “That is, they…well, they drop a bomb.
Several bombs.”
“Bombs?!”
“Yes,
by the looks of your town they’ll evaporate the entire place.”
“Why
would they do that?” Jessica shook the infant, “What did you do to make them do
this?!”
“I
didn’t do anything!” Now the alien sounded bitter, a common sentiment among the
immortal, “It is your silly little species that wants me dead! They’ve been
hunting me since I crashed here.”
“Why
would we do that?” Stephie frowned, “I’m sure if you just tried to explain to
them–”
Jessica
gave Stephanie a knowing look, “Girl, think about Two and a Half Men.”
“Well,
okay we are sort of terrible.”
“Explain
what?” The baby hissed, “You saw what they did to those protestors. If that’s
how your kind treat others of the same species, I shudder at what I’ll be put
through.”
Jessica
counted on her left hand, “Vivisection, nitrogen freezing, genetic analysis.”
She shrugged, “What? I pay attention in class.”
“If
we make it to my ship in time,” the lump cooed, “we can hide inside. The engine
failed but the shields should protect you.”
“What
about our parents?” Stephanie gasped.
“What
about them?” Jessica sneered.
Suddenly
there was an ear drum tearing shriek in the sky. The jets whistled past and the
bombs fell.
“Here
it comes,” the infant sighed. “I’m truly sorry, girls.”
Stephanie
and Jessica chuckled with that hysteria of imminent death. “Don’t mention it
gir–”
Lump, Part 2
Lump: Escape to Lump Mountain. Part Two: The Nurturing Hand of Edith Cockshank
The girls head to the Nurse's Office, but soon discover that their blossoming pubescence may be leading to more than just a simple abortion...
She
turned the page, having finished her morning routine of easy-medium-easy, and
with rolled up sleeves was ready to tackle the afternoon hum-drum of
medium-easy-hard-medium. These were the trepidations of her elderly life.
Though many her age would have retired decades ago, Edith Cockshank saw her
life as an opportunity to help the children – provided she had the summers off
and only prescribed aspirin.
There
was a knock on the door, a system Edith strictly enforced. She cleared her
throat and the door slid open. Without turning to look at her patient, she
croaked out, “What’s wrong kid?”
That
voice, that dulcet croon, the sensual rasp of vocal cords dusty from age and
abuse, husks of flesh scraping together like the harps of geriatric angels. The
boy sat on the table. He unzipped his jeans and cooed, “Help me nurse, I have a
pain.”
Edith
grunted. That same kid as always. Jeremy Felcher.
He
was a slow boy, but quick to experiment, with an unbridled yet misunderstood
genius which landed him in more than a few trips to the nurse’s table. When the
janitor found him balls-deep in the school’s shop-vac with a plunger up his
ass, they considered expulsion but pitied the boy and decided a “special”
curriculum was more his speed.
Bored
in the back trailer with the special students, Jeremy often found new excuses
to explore the schoolyards. Having spent over seven years at Nulo High, he
proudly knew every secluded nook and cranny of the campus wherein a young boy
could spank it like a spirited street urchin.
Edith
coughed, “Your balls again?”
“No,
it’s not my balls this time.” Jeremy stood and his pants dropped. He scuttled
over to the side of the table and bent over, presenting himself like a sultry doe
in heat.
Was
he a fool to dream such romances? He, a third year senior and she, a senior
citizen. Could they buck the odds and show the world that love transcended time
and decay? He leaned down to the table, thrusting his chest forward, “Help me,
Nana; it’s a deep pain.”
Just
as the nurse was about to turn, Jessica and Stephanie burst through the door.
Jessica shouted, “Nurse Cockshank, we need your help!”
“One
at a time,” Edith sighed, still engaged by her cigarette and puzzle. “Wait
outside until I’m done with this kid’s prostate.”
Jeremy
smirked. Of course she knew, the roots of their intimate connection tangled
their hearts and minds as one.
“We
don’t have time,” Jessica shouted, tugging at Stephanie’s sweater. The girls
fought for a moment, then Stephanie surrendered and her hairy cyst was exposed
for the entire room to see, just below her My Little Pony training bra – the desperate
purchase of a hopeful tomorrow.
“Holy
shit!” Jeremy scrambled over the table, pulling his pants up, “What the fuck is
that?!”
“Shh!” Jessica whispered. “It’s a secret,
don’t tell anyone.”
“Can
you…” Stephanie whimpered, “Can you help me?”
“Fine,
sure,” Edith said finally turning. “I’ve got nothing better to do while I wait
to die, wy not shirk office protocol and – holy
shit, what the fuck is that?!”
“Shh! It’s a secret!”
Stephanie
frowned, “Is it a tumor, nurse?”
Edith
stared at the lump in shock. Never in her days had she encountered such a
thing. Terminating a youthful pregnancy here and there or swabbing an infected
throat was one thing – but this alien looking pod wasn’t in any of the school’s
outdated manuals.
“Well
I…” Edith stopped, cigarette dangling from her wrinkled lips. “I don’t… think
this is something I specialize in.”
Stephanie
wailed, “It’s going to kill me!”
Jessica
asked, “Why do you say that?”
The
lump wriggled and Stephanie shrugged, “Host’s intuition?”
Edith
pressed a button on her phone, an old landline recently donated by a failing
local businesses. “Mr. Hatchback?”
No
response. She pressed again, “Principal Hatchback? It’s Nurse Cockshank. We
have a little… problem with one of the girls in here.”
The
door opened and the principal stepped in, “Edith, I don’t need to know about
every time you have to vacuum out some tween’s – holy shit, what the fuck is that?!”
He
leapt back, straddling the middle of the entrance. A doughy, balding man at the
apex of his declining years, Principal Hatchback preferred the bliss of
ignorance regarding the medical woes of his students. When the two-time married
administrator’s indiscretions led him down the road of infecting a young girl
with his seed, he preferred she flush the aftermath three counties over instead
of his place of business.
Stephanie
wailed, “It’s going to kill me!” The lump’s suckers tightened.
Principal
Hatchback rubbed his eyes. “Now, now,” he reassured her from a markedly safe
distance, “no need to panic. You might make it stronger.”
Nurse
Cockshank grunted, exhaled two plumes of tobacco smoke from her nostrils, and
put her cigarette out on her clipboard. “Want me to get the coach?”
Hatchback
nodded; the coach seemed as capable as any. After the nurse left, he patted
Stephanie on the shoulder and left. Then he locked the door.
“Don’t
worry, girl,” Jessica reassured her best friend since the seventh grade, “I bet
they can just pull it off with some tweezers or something.”
Jeremy
peeked from behind the table, pants tangled carelessly around to his ankles.
“Hey Steph.”
“Hey
Jeremy,” Jessica grumbled.
“’Sup,
fur tits?”
She
grunted, “Your brother doesn’t have any complaints.”
He
leered over Stephanie’s growth. “What is that?” he whispered.
“I
don’t know,” Stephanie wailed. She threw herself onto the table, the lump
dangling over the side like a vile, festering piñata.
Jessica
frowned, squeezing her puffed lips together under her pimpled beak. “Hey girl,
I know what will cheer you up.”
Stephanie
sniffed, head tucked between her spindly, folded arms.
Jeremy
half-galloped from behind the nurse’s table. He tripped over his pants and fell
to the floor, nearly snapping his dwindled erection in half. He stood again and
gently poked the lump. It squirmed in response.
“Don’t
touch it!” Jessica slapped his hand away.
“No,
touch it!” Stephanie flailed her arms, “Pull it off of me!!”
Shaking,
Jeremy clasped his hands around the lump and squeezed. “There’s something in
here. It’s moving!”
“Then
don’t touch it,” Jessica interjected. “We don’t know what it is.”
Jeremy
clamped his hands on the meat yam harder, popping some of the lump’s zits and
spraying the room in cottage cheese. He squeezed again, and soon both his hands
and the floor were thick with the heavy cream.
Jeremy
flicked the pus off his hands, “That didn’t work.”
Stephanie’s
head sulked, wailing with each inhale and sobbing at every exhale.
“Hey,
look at this, girl.”
Stephanie
looked up. Through blurry eyes she saw her friend Jessica, generously spackled
with moles and holding her Blackberry. “Girl,” Stephanie giggled, “what are you
doing?”
“Facebook!”
Jessica snapped a picture of the lump. “At the nurse’s office,” she said while
typing, “with a surprise. Getting it flushed. #abortion, y’all!”
“Oh
my god!” Stephanie sobbed, “Now everyone will know!”
“No
they won’t,” Jessica snorted. “They’ll think it was me if they do. Whatever
girl, I’ll do that for you. I will take your shame. I am that kind of friend.”
Jeremy
sniffed the residue on his fingers and leaned in over the thing, “Do you think
it has, like, a hole?”
Jessica’s
nose crinkled, but before she could respond, the door unlocked and Coach
Ladysports stormed in, wearing her one-piece tracksuit she thought disguised
her concaved chest and masculine hips. Her cropped hair did her rounded face no
favors either.
“Don’t
panic,” she said to the nurse, “the last thing these girls need is a scared
authority figure in an emergency – holy
fuck, it’s inhuman!” She pointed and stumbled back, but Nurse Cockshank
caught her. Coach Ladysports cleared her throat, “Jessica, this is far worse
than three buckets worth.”
Jessica
rolled her eyes. “Coach, really?”
“How
did it happen, Stephanie?” The coach leaned in and pressed her ear to the lump.
“Well,”
she mumbled, sitting up. The lump wobbled as she spoke. “Last night I had my
second date with Chad Kroeger, and… well…”
Coach
Ladysports was wide-eyed. “Hung like a donkey, pounds like a freight train Chad
Kroeger?” Her words were cool, calculated, rehearsed, as if she knew this story
all too well.
“You
know?” Jessica gasped.
The
nurse retrieved a small communicator from her pocket. “We’ve got another one. Initialize
containment protocol for Texas; southeast quadrant. Coordinates for the drop
are latitude…” Her voice faded as she walked out of the office and down the
hall.
“What
was that about?” Stephanie asked.
“Nothing,”
Coach Ladysports replied. “Now it looks like the sucker is latched on pretty
tight, but we can pry it off – wait.” She stopped. “There’s something in
there.”
“Ready,
girl,” Jessica said, holding her shoe high.
“Will
that kill it?” Stephanie asked.
Jessica
shrugged. “I-uhno.”
Coach
Ladysports tugged at the lump’s sucker. “Stephanie… alright, hold still. I’m
going to try and take it off.” She peeled back the lips, revealing a pink underside
with rows of little barbs.
“There’s
a… huh,” the coach tugged back, struggling. “A tube? What?”
Ladysports
slid the lamprey mouth down, along a beige tube until she felt a bulb, thick
and hard. She yanked on the fleshy lump sack and it slid away, plopping on the
floor in a mound of skin biles.
And
what she held in her hand forced a scream as she scrambled back. There,
dangling from Stephanie’s ribs, was a fully formed infant with a man’s face.
Bobbing up and down from the tube under Stephanie’s arm down to the crown of
its head, the little creature didn’t squeal or giggle or even cough.
It
just stared.
“Oh
god,” Jessica shrieked, “I got it!” She raised her shoe and brought it down but
her friend caught her arm.
“Girl,” Jessica sighed, “what?”
“I…
don’t know,” Stephanie muttered. “I didn’t mean to stop you?”
The
infant stirred, “I did!”
Jessica’s
gasped in fright, “It… it can talk?”
“Of
course it talks!” Coach Ladysports scrambled to her feet, sneakers squeaking as
her feet slid on the linoleum. “It always talks!” She took the infant in her
hand, gripping her fist around the little thing’s midsection, “What are you
doing to this girl? Don’t you have any shame?!”
The
baby’s grotesquely developed face scowled, “I don’t have to explain myself to
you!”
Coach
Ladysports laughed, “Don’t you have a job? Shouldn’t you be supporting yourself
instead of leeching off this poor girl?!”
Stephanie
sobbed, “Get it off of me!”
“Why
should I?” The infant cooed, “I’m fine right here.”
Coach
Ladysports shook the bloodsucker, “Oh, so you like sucking on girls? Stick it in
them and never let go, do you! Why don’t you get a real job, you lazy Taker?!” She reached for the nurse’s manual on tub-births
to smash the worthless moocher once and for all when Edith barged in.
“We’ve
got a situation outside, and it looks like it’s Gretchen again.” The nurse
cleared her throat, “Who said they were having an abortion on facebook?”
Jessica
and Stephanie’s eyes met; Jessica shrugged, “Sorry, girl.”
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